The Big Cheese

You want to hear something gross? (I know, a great way to start a post, keep reading). Last week, I bought a box of Cheez-Its. I eat them with lunch each day and just leave them on the floor under my desk. Well, on the first day, I dropped a cracker down inside the box, but forgot about it. Yesterday, when I ate them I saw an ant on my desk, so I brushed it off. Today there were more ants, so I lifted the box up and saw one on the bottom. I then pulled the bag out and found a whole bunch of them munching on my dropped cracker. I figured I could still eat what was in the bag, until I saw one in the bag. That was enough for me, so I threw the box out and it was half full. I miss my Cheez-Its, but I can live without the ant protein and (as Aaron pointed out) the ant pee. The cracker that fell wasn't orange any more. They must have taken all of the cheese out, as it was almost white. At least I could feed them a good lunch before they all get smashed in the garbage truck.