Carpool Etiquette

Lately, we've been having some "bad" behavior while driving home. It's usually some horseplay from the 10 year olds in the back seat. I'm not positive, but I think it might be getting on the nerves of another passenger. I decided to make some rules and post them in the car. Most all of these rules have a story behind them. Isn't that usually how rules come to be? I need to come up with some consequences...


1) The temperature will most likely be cool, get used to it, bring a sweater or just complain (might not do any good, but will entertaining).
2) The radio will be off unless everyone is asleep or not willing to talk, then the driver decides what to listen to (don’t complain, you’re sleeping).
3) Talking is essential, keep it up, it’s the main reason for carpooling. Keep it fun and clean. Try not to let the “Me Monster” surface (everyone’s comes out of hiding now and then).
4) If there is a debate, everyone must take a stand, no sitting idle. Nine times out of ten, all will be in agreement, but this won’t be realized until every point is driven home and some has been called a name or just verbally abused.
5) Deodorant is a must, but only under the armpit. Not to be used to rub all over undergarment to cover up B.O. after a workout. Brushing teeth or chewing gum is also nice.
6) Eating is acceptable, but if it smells good, be prepared to share. If pizza is bought for home, do not open the box and bring close pins for everyone’s nose to mask the aroma.
7) Many carpools prohibit the use of cell phones, in the trusted Cavalier they are permitted, but be ready for some additional conversation participation from the eves-droppers. Also, be willing to share your phone when someone doesn’t have one and they need to call about a Bronco that is for sale.
8) Side-trips are fine as long as they are announced at the beginning of the trip and are limited to the time that the person requesting them takes, not to be confused with the time others take because they decide they want something, but can’t find their way around the grocery store.
9) Watch what you eat before getting in the car. I.e. beans for some, Rumbi pork for others.
10) Aggressive fighting is discouraged. Aggressive fighting is defined as backseat movement that is extreme enough to rock the car and make it change lanes. The result will be a permanent seat reassignment for all in the car on the center freeway barrier. Leg hair pulling, wet-willies, and occasional Charlie horses are permissible.